Funniest Chant

[YorkshireTea]

What's the funniest chant you seen at a match by Leeds Supporters or even against Leeds can be Leeds United or any team my pick would be can't remember what team it was but fans were hitting around a blow up p*nis and security took it then they started chanting'we want our d*ck back we want our d*ck back we want our d*ck back 'it was on YouTube in a funniest chants compilation so funny and bizzare

[Cjay]

Stop crying Frank Lampard

[YorkshireTea]

I remember that one alright Derby County and Frank Lampard turning it around and them singing it

[Carrick Dave]

When Mourinho first came to Chelsea his first match in charge was away to some northern team on a really horrible night. He wore an obviously ludicrously expensive cashmere or merino wool overcoat on the touch line in the pissing rain.

The home fans sang “Your coat’s from Matalan, your coat’s from Matalan…”

[Finnatic]

I remember playing Liverpool at ER when the bus was set on fire behind the Lowfields stand, Phil Thompson was getting slaughtered by the Kop every time we got a corner:
To the tune of “I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles” they sang “I’d walk a million miles to the end of your nose, Phil Thompson!”
Thompson couldn’t stop laughing and neither could his teammates and all the Leeds players.
Every time I hear that song I think of it.

[SG90]

Luis Suarez your teeth are offside
Joleon Lescott the Elephant Man
So f**k off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing, you're a paedophile
Scum's Park chant

[mentalcase]

We've got Dom Matteo, you nicked our stereo, sit down pinnochio (thompson) ....... at anfield, even liverpool fans were appluading that one.

90 pies an hour, sang to a fat bradford fan eating a pie in lowfields years ago, he was so embarrassed he threw his pie away.

[liggy]

Anyhoo's i was canny disgusted when the Englabd fans put their arms out like fooking spitfires and hummed the danbusters tune when we beat the Nazis 5-1

[YorkshireTea]

SG90 mentioning Adam Johnson reminded me of this chant
'Adam Johnson Paedophile he plays with little children takes them to the stadium of light to sexually abuse them'

[Finnatic]

We've got Dom Matteo, you nicked our stereo, sit down pinnochio (thompson) ....... at anfield, even liverpool fans were appluading that one.

90 pies an hour, sang to a fat bradford fan eating a pie in lowfields years ago, he was so embarrassed he threw his pie away.

That reminds me of John Burridge Sheffield Utd’s (?) overweight keeper - “your supposed to be eight stone!”
and “there’s gonna be a diet!”

All politically incorrect now of course.

[SG90]

I suppose the Adebayor one wouldn't be allowed these days, but classic

[YorkshireTea]

Adebayor running and sliding in front of the arsenal fans Massive Sh*thousery!

[YorkshireTea]

His name is a shop his name is a shoppppp Lenell John Lewis his name is a shop!