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Twat of the Week - Last week's twat got his comeuppance!

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I was reading in the todays games thread and 64 :tup: got me thinking, how come we don't have a twat on our team, or do we ?
Anyway, when was the last time we had a proper twat, a real wind up merchant, someone the opposition would always boo and call a TWAT.

Name as many opposition twats as you like, but please try and name ours as well.
BTW, I don't mean useless twats either, we've had our fair share of them. :shock:
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Klich, and we loved him for it!!
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Ayling’s flop. If I supported the other team, I would be screaming “twat” at him.
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john mcginn a mega TWAT.
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Ezgjan Alioski. WUM that often times got under the skin of the opposition.

Ian Wright - Cocky so and so always seemed to score against us
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paddy for sure - didn't he do some ridiculous dive earlier on in the season
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:29 am I was reading in the todays games thread and 64 :tup: got me thinking, how come we don't have a twat on our team, or do we ?
Anyway, when was the last time we had a proper twat, a real wind up merchant, someone the opposition would always boo and call a TWAT.

Name as many opposition twats as you like, but please try and name ours as well.
BTW, I don't mean useless twats either, we've had our fair share of them. :shock:
Well you've just spoilt that for me.
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:29 am I was reading in the todays games thread and 64 :tup: got me thinking, how come we don't have a twat on our team, or do we ?
Anyway, when was the last time we had a proper twat, a real wind up merchant, someone the opposition would always boo and call a TWAT.

Name as many opposition twats as you like, but please try and name ours as well.
BTW, I don't mean useless twats either, we've had our fair share of them. :shock:
Great minds, Mental.

I was thinking of posting a similar thread.

I even considered a 'Top 6 Twat Competition' though that could be quite demanding as it would mean I'd have to watch the highlights of every game :shock:
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Alioski, Ayling (flop only), Vinnie are good shouts, bamford, never, he's too fecking soft to be a twat, even his twat dives are pathetic.
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Kennyb41 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:28 am Well you've just spoilt that for me.
The thread for our useless twats would go on forever kenny, probably break the record posts.
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PhoenixUnited wrote:Ezgjan Alioski. WUM that often times got under the skin of the opposition.

Ian Wright - Cocky so and so always seemed to score against us
taunt me once and your a twat
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Orta
Biggest TWAT we've ever had.
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My current top six

Jurgen Klopp
Bruno Fernandes
Ivan Toney
Neal Maupay
Harry Maguire
Jack Grealish

This could change as the season draws on
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Dennis Wise.
Always wished he’d managed Morecambe.
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Toney & Maupay are two good reasons to detest Brentford, it seems they have always had twats upfront.

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Joey Barton.

Strangely, I always wanted to see him play for us just to wind up the opposition who all hate us anyway.
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ShaunL wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:47 am Dennis Wise.
Always wished he’d managed Morecambe.
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