Driving my wife mad

[AylingFlop]

Enjoying annoying my wife by accidentally (honest guv) pressing my ankles together to make my LUFC member free slippersocks play MOT. Hopefully the battery will run out before she decides to murder me.

[Jaydog]

Enjoying annoying my wife by accidentally (honest guv) pressing my ankles together to make my LUFC member free slippersocks play MOT. Hopefully the battery will run out before she decides to murder me.

I read that as your LUFC member can play a tune. Thought it was your pet name for your c**k

[AylingFlop]

Oops should have thought more about how I worded that

[Jaydog]

Oops should have thought more about how I worded that

No I’m just immature

[weasel]

No I’m just immature

And you do like to insert a c*ck where you shouldn't.

[BlackHillsPaul]

Pretty sure I read it the same. He's got a whistling Willie that plays Marching on Together.....And it drives the Mrs wild.....

[AylingFlop]

I could have said the socks are just the right size to keep the old fella warm in this cold snap. But that would be lying not bragging.

Anyway I bet I won’t be able to find the socks today.

[Ratscoot]

Enjoying annoying my wife by accidentally (honest guv) pressing my ankles together to make my LUFC member free slippersocks play MOT. Hopefully the battery will run out before she decides to murder me.

Mine arrived yesterday can't wait for Xmas day to annoy the kids/grandkids and my first trip over to Scumchester on the Train (if they are running) in the New Year

[Jaydog]

Pretty sure I read it the same. He's got a whistling Willie that plays Marching on Together.....And it drives the Mrs wild.....

[Jaydog]

And you do like to insert a c*ck where you shouldn't.

I can’t think of anywhere that you shouldn’t

[Chilli D]

I can’t think of anywhere that you shouldn’t

The rulers of Qatar could probably name a couple...

[1964white]

It doesn't take a lot to drive me wife mad

[White Riot]

I can’t think of anywhere that you shouldn’t

Some people have no imagination

[White Riot]

It doesn't take a lot to drive me wife mad

Snap Leon, my dearly beloved was born mad

[Jaydog]

Some people have no imagination

You’re right there

[1964white]

Snap Leon, my dearly beloved was born mad

Jill has very little patience, she was born a week premature & has been in a rush ever since.

[White Riot]

Jill has very little patience, she was born a week premature & has been in a rush ever since.

Well she must have caught up by now mate

My Nelli is a worrier, what about this? what about that? what about the other?

Where as I gave up worrying about anything decades ago, can't be arsed bothering about what someone said, did, etc.

Unless they're on the board at Leeds United of course, those guys always get my full scrutiny

[weasel]

I can’t think of anywhere that you shouldn’t

And that's why you're banned from the freshly baked bread section of Waitrose....

[Jaydog]

And that's why you're banned from the freshly baked bread section of Waitrose....

Bagelgate

[1964white]

Well she must have caught up by now mate

My Nelli is a worrier, what about this? what about that? what about the other?

Where as I gave up worrying about anything decades ago, can't be arsed bothering about what someone said, did, etc.

Unless they're on the board at Leeds United of course, those guys always get my full scrutiny

Same here mate, Jill worries about everything & I mean everything. I'm totally the opposite, laid back & can't be doing with worrying about things that may never happen.

I've got to the similar stage with Leeds United, they are not worth the aggravation, 'whatever will be, will be'