Boris...

[1964white]

This has to be his best performance so far.

It was like something out of Spitting Image.

[Carrick Dave]

[Boo Radley]

Looks like a tactic to divert people’s attention away from the Commons vote to make the poorest people sell their homes to pay for their care fees when they are older.

Aside from it being another broken promise, it threatens to be returned to the HoC by the Lords and could be defeated there, especially if people realise what’s going on. So up steps Boris the clown to distract the media and the public with his deranged performance and steal the headlines.