Twat of the Week - Last week's twat got his comeuppance!

[1964white]

Although he does win style points for the un-touched pirouette in our box--f'in unbelievable. I imagine that move would bring a tear to Grealish's eye. Never thought I'd see someone who was an absolute worse human stain than Grealish at flopping--I stand duly corrected

And those short socks

I suspect he has a photo of Grealish on his bedroom wall.

[AcrossThePondAsh]

And those short socks

I suspect he has a photo of Grealish on his bedroom wall.

I'm thinking a signed poster or one of those life-size, Fathead vinyl stickers:





Dear lord I hope my wife never realizes she could get one of that sexy-pirate Struijk

[Lufcheidi]

You see things like the every game in the PL, it's a very very sad indicator of a team when they do that in the championship.

That's exactly what I don't miss about the Premier League. Too much, diving and cheating for me plus VAR and the love of the top teams by the authorities.

[mentalcase]

01.30 for me, the Mrs decamped to the spare room.

Went in 2 roomsbefore I found ourbedroom, clattering about all overt' shop.
I remember years ago I stayed at my mates house in a london estate after we played down there,beat spurs away, he tried his keys and they didn't work, decide to kick the glass in and crawl through, we got in the house with a few glass cuts and he said, "MC, I'm either either totally walloped, or it's thewrong house" seconds later awoman started screaming, wrong house.
We apologised and siad we'd pay for the damage ,Went round next day and paid up beforeshe got the cops .

[Barlow Boy]

Went in 2 roomsbefore I found ourbedroom, clattering about all overt' shop.
I remember years ago I stayed at my mates house in a london estate after we played down there,beat spurs away, he tried his keys and they didn't work, decide to kick the glass in and crawl through, we got in the house with a few glass cuts and he said, "MC, I'm either either totally walloped, or it's thewrong house" seconds later awoman started screaming, wrong house.
We apologised and siad we'd pay for the damage ,Went round next day and paid up beforeshe got the cops .

[PhoenixUnited]

WTF is all that shaking your finger about when feigning an injury
I used to like him, but after that last night he can bollocks off.
Still buzzing like buggery we beat them. it was all just waiting to happen.
The heat is on
BTW, I dindn't get to bed till 02.30

Bakayo Sako is a master at it. I'm afraid our own Georginio has the same trait

[Clitheroe White]

Jim Ratcliffe must be moving up towards the top of the list , lives in Monaco , pays no tax in the UK , use an off shore company to buy his shares in the scum that means when and if he sells them he pays no tax on the money and now wants the tax payer to fund a new stadium for Man Unt Then tries to say it's a stadium for the people of the north , he didn't give a **** for the people of the north when his company decided to close their refinery at Grangemouth

Well said lorimer

[Prisoner37]

Jim Ratcliffe must be moving up towards the top of the list , lives in Monaco , pays no tax in the UK , use an off shore company to buy his shares in the scum that means when and if he sells them he pays no tax on the money and now wants the tax payer to fund a new stadium for Man Unt Then tries to say it's a stadium for the people of the north , he didn't give a **** for the people of the north when his company decided to close their refinery at Grangemouth

It seems like Scum have their very own Ken Bates.
Just praying Ratcliffe does to them what Papa Smurf did to us.

[1964white]

Went in 2 roomsbefore I found ourbedroom, clattering about all overt' shop.
I remember years ago I stayed at my mates house in a london estate after we played down there,beat spurs away, he tried his keys and they didn't work, decide to kick the glass in and crawl through, we got in the house with a few glass cuts and he said, "MC, I'm either either totally walloped, or it's thewrong house" seconds later awoman started screaming, wrong house.
We apologised and siad we'd pay for the damage ,Went round next day and paid up beforeshe got the cops .

[hector]

Think Spotty is in the running too, after his drunken posts

[Muppet the Cat]

Think Spotty is in the running too, after his drunken posts

[Muppet the Cat]

Dewsbury hall after lst nights diving cheating and throwing himself on the floor antics, dispicable twat

Most of us, I reckon, probably think diving/feigning injury had got worse over the years and didn’t happen back in the day of Norman, Chopper, Tommy Smith, Mackay etc…..hard men of the 70’s

However, last week I picked up (50p for the lot in a charity shop) a bundle of ‘League Football’ magazines from the early/mid 70’s - some may recall the A5 size and 5p (as below)

…….and looking through them this morning, in one edition, in the ‘Postbag’ section E.A. Marsh of 25 Garland Road, Poole obviously had felt sufficiently strongly about the “sham amateur dramatics” that he felt compelled to write a letter to the publication expressing his frustration in respect of “today’s game” (this was in the 72/73 season)

So maybe we do tend to look back on things (to a greater or lesser extent) through rose tinted spectacles. Players still tried to con the ref back in the day, even though we perhaps view it as something that has only crept into the modern game.

Having said that, how on earth would poor old (Mr ?) Marsh view the likes of Dewsbury Hall, Grealish and others

[Muppet the Cat]

Found this LUFC article in one of the copies

[mentalcase]

Yea cheating feigning has always been around , just gets more theatrical with the times.
I really really (KK) style, wish one ref would simply walk up to that twat No 1 fernandive and just red card the fucker, even if it's fir having an offensive face in a built up area.

c AN'T STAND THE FELLA.

[mentalcase]

Found this LUFC article in one of the copies


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I remember standing on the lower tier of new SS whislt work was ongoing on top tier for a while.

[BobHirst]

Twat of the CENTURY

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[Barlow Boy]

Twat of the CENTURY


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Even money favourite to get in again Bob ?

[fatherofnight]

I don't care how much of a twat DHall is, I wish he played for us, for all his faults he's a cracking player.

[AcrossThePondAsh]

Twat of the CENTURY


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Way to play the "trump" card, Bob. Who could ever complete with the GOAT? Lifetime achievement award goes to that one

[AcrossThePondAsh]

Even money favourite to get in again Bob ?

The sad state of things on this side of the pond is that it could easily happen again. The Mrs. and I seriously considered leaving the country the first time around. It happens again we might be taking your spare room, BB