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Sara wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:38 am That's how serial killers start out.
He’s a vet so he’s pretty adept at killing things.
Sounds like he enjoys it tbh.
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Sara wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:36 am How do you fire it if you've cut it first?
Hold one end in between finger and thumb, pull the other end back and aim at the critter, then let the other end fly whilst keeping hold between finger and thumb. Dead messy :)
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:01 pm Hold one end in between finger and thumb, pull the other end back and aim at the critter, then let the other end fly whilst keeping hold between finger and thumb. Dead messy :)
No way. I’m leaving mine whole and pinging them 3 metres across the room like a Dan James pass
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Jaydog wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:04 pm No way. I’m leaving mine whole and pinging them 3 metres across the room like a Dan James pass
Then you’ll miss.
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:39 pm Then you’ll miss.
Like Dan
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:39 pm Then you’ll miss.
I don't. Deadly with a rubber band from anywhere in the room.
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Sara wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 2:05 pm I don't. Deadly with a rubber band from anywhere in the room.
never doubted you for a minute, my comment was for JD comparing his shooting to Dan James passing.
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:29 pm never doubted you for a minute, my comment was for JD comparing his shooting to Dan James passing.
Aha!
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:39 pm Then you’ll miss.
BBC is crediting DJ with a goal assist.
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Sara wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:26 pm I'm terrible with mozzies, always swell up. Cover myself with Skin So Soft if I'm going anywhere where I'm likely to be bitten.
First day on holiday & I’ve got 16 mozzie bites, b*##*#**s. High humidity & rain showers overnight seem to bring them out. At one stage I had a mozzie graveyard on the arm of the sun lounger.
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CUSSIE01 wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:22 am First day on holiday & I’ve got 16 mozzie bites, b*##*#**s. High humidity & rain showers overnight seem to bring them out. At one stage I had a mozzie graveyard on the arm of the sun lounger.
I have to redecorate the bedroom every winter as there are 200 plus mozzies splattered around the walls
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CUSSIE01 wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:22 am First day on holiday & I’ve got 16 mozzie bites, b*##*#**s. High humidity & rain showers overnight seem to bring them out. At one stage I had a mozzie graveyard on the arm of the sun lounger.
Whitby can be like that at this time of the year.
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Been coming to the same place on & off for a few years but this is the worst it’s been, beside a nature reserve so can’t complain.
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As a child my next door neighbour who was 3 years older than me rushed in one day excited to show me his new trick, he opened an empty match box, cornered a fly on the window, got it in the box, lit a match, shoved it in the box thus knocking the fly out, opened the box after a few seconds and showed me the fly now sleeping (if not cremated) then we waited (on his advice) for the fly to come round with the matchbox still closed, then after a few minutes the fly awoke and on opening the box flew off.

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Wife filmed this strange insect a few days ago in the forest, and after some research with google lens we came to the conclusion that it was a parasitic wasp
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Pardon my language but what the f**k is this and how on earth did it ever get broadcast?

Two nasty bits of work together

Only positive is this may finally get dumb and dumber cancelled for good.

Billie Piper seems so nice, she was married to that raving lunatic
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What ?
Still being proven right years on.
Radz is a businessman - and knows nowt about football.
Orta is a fraud - and knows nowt about footballers.
Bert - A footballing mastermind that they both got lucky with, end of.

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Cjay wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:18 am Pardon my language but what the f**k is this and how on earth did it ever get broadcast?

Two nasty bits of work together

Only positive is this may finally get dumb and dumber cancelled for good.

Billie Piper seems so nice, she was married to that raving lunatic
Now now Cjay. You never swear. I’m disappointed tbh.
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