Scum/Manure Thread

[1964white]

To commemorate Olly's final match & departure, this clip takes pride & place on this thread

[White Riot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qXM61doqAE

[White Riot]

To commemorate Olly's final match & departure, this clip takes pride & place on this thread

Great work Ole

You will be sorely missed by us

[White Riot]

Its a sad day

Farewell Ole, you were at the wheel hurtling towards that cliff.

Top man.

But hope springs eternal.

Michael Carrick, ex player, club legend, no managerial success at a top level is now in charge . . . . . .

Where have we seen this before

That's great news about Carrick

Well done Scum, please take my advice and appoint Steve Bruce on a permanent ten year contract, he will get the lads stamina improved immediately with the doner kebab and cheesy chips process

[1964white]

That's great news about Carrick

Well done Scum, please take my advice and appoint Steve Bruce on a permanent ten year contract, he will get the lads stamina improved immediately with the doner kebab and cheesy chips process

A multi-billionaire squad drawn into a relegation battle, now that would be sweet

[White Riot]

A multi-billionaire squad drawn into a relegation battle, now that would be sweet

Wouldn't it just

They could have a dream team partnership of Giggs (Wife beater and brother's wife shagger) and Ronnie the Rapist at the helm

Perfect public image for Scumchester

Manchester United the gift that keeps on giving

[mentalcase]

Wouldn't it just

They could have a dream team partnership of Giggs (Wife beater and brother's wife shagger) and Ronnie the Rapist at the helm

Perfect public image for Scumchester

Manchester United the gift that keeps on giving

As much as I hate them, they still have some fantastic players and cream normally always rises to the top, also the amount of brass they have is unbelievable, they need to sort the poisonous dressing room out first.
I would piss myself if they appointed Bruce for a while.
Imo, they should have kept with Moyes, a case of "be careful what you wish for " They want instant success, what makes them think OGS who did nowt at cardiff and managed a third rate scandinavian outfit could actually do them good fotune....arrogance, hope their demise is a long one, but they wont struggle in the bottom half .

[White Riot]

As much as I hate them, they still have some fantastic players and cream normally always rises to the top, also the amount of brass they have is unbelievable, they need to sort the poisonous dressing room out first.
I would piss myself if they appointed Bruce for a while.
Imo, they should have kept with Moyes, a case of "be careful what you wish for " They want instant success, what makes them think OGS who did nowt at cardiff and managed a third rate scandinavian outfit could actually do them good fotune....arrogance, hope their demise is a long one, but they wont struggle in the bottom half .

Aye MC, some proper Big Time Charlies, as Old Whisky Nose pisshead used to call them

Imagine someone like Conte tearing through them cnuts, I'd pay to watch that

Bruce would be absolutely priceless

Pleased they didn't keep Moyesy he's doing an awesome job at West Ham

Yeah, you're right mate, their arrogance has no limits at all.

I have always maintained that after they pulled out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship, they should have been banned forever from playing in the FA Cup

f**k them, I can't stand them, the team I hate the most, except Galatasary for what happened to Chris n Kevin

[1964white]

One thing you can praise Olly & his up their own a*se footballers for is they have given us plenty of amusement apart from the first game this season.

Talk about playing a team at the wrong time been a lot of fun since

[Leeds1000]

Its been great giving the mu fans at work some stick, they react like rabbits in the headlights or get abusive quickly. They are not used to mediocre.

[Cjay]

Excellent news them getting through to the knockouts (not a hope in hell they win the Champions League)

Just remember Ole did well at the wheel when he was caretaker.

We need them to have these moments of joy for the long term amusement of the masses

[White Riot]

One thing you can praise Olly & his up their own a*se footballers for is they have given us plenty of amusement apart from the first game this season.

Talk about playing a team at the wrong time been a lot of fun since

I'm still raw about last season's 6-2, never mind the 5-1

[1964white]

I'm still raw about last season's 6-2, never mind the 5-1

I've erased those two games from my memory mate

[1964white]

Excellent news them getting through to the knockouts (not a hope in hell they win the Champions League)

Just remember Ole did well at the wheel when he was caretaker.

We need them to have these moments of joy for the long term amusement of the masses

Yep, let's see how they cope from here on

[mentalcase]

Its been great giving the mu fans at work some stick, they react like rabbits in the headlights or get abusive quickly. They are not used to mediocre.

Man utd fans my age were well used to mediocrity, they were a cup team from 1967 prior to starting a new league for them in 1993.
26 years of mediocrity, and they have the gall to sing 30 yrs to city, arrogant w**kers.

[Cjay]

Unfortunately this is a proper coach, someone I hoped we may look at when Bielsa left.

Very similar to Bielsa in many ways actually including being modern tactical revolutionary and highly influential.

As a football fan being unbiased he is a very impressive appointment imo.

Away from coaching he basically helped build and shape the entire philosophy of the Red Bull teams, his scouting network and tactical philosophy is basically what Radz dreams off and what Orta wishes he could do half as well.

[1964white]

Unfortunately this is a proper coach, someone I hoped we may look at when Bielsa left.

Very similar to Bielsa in many ways actually including being modern tactical revolutionary and highly influential.

As a football fan being unbiased he is a very impressive appointment imo.

Away from coaching he basically helped build and shape the entire philosophy of the Red Bull teams, his scouting network and tactical philosophy is basically what Radz dreams off and what Orta wishes he could do half as well.

They needed a tough no-nonsense German coach to handle the likes of Ronaldo, Pogba, Fernandes, etc.

Shame they didn't employ a dib-dob

[Cjay]

So manure have appointed the godfather of the gegenpress for 6months and then he will take on an overseeing role (something that he has already done very successfully unfortunately).

Fine begrudgingly they really have made a decent appointment potentially.

A mythical and influential figure who is actually very worthy of the title of the German Bielsa.

He has many students who worship the ground he walks on.

However Manure have made a very expensive investment last summer in someone.

On what planet is Cristiano Ronaldo going to press?

[VinnysTattoo]

Anyone else sick of every time you put the sports news on there is an ex player regurgitating the same lines?

[The Subhuman]

So manure have appointed the godfather of the gegenpress for 6months and then he will take on an overseeing role (something that he has already done very successfully unfortunately).

Fine begrudgingly they really have made a decent appointment potentially.

A mythical and influential figure who is actually very worthy of the title of the German Bielsa.

He has many students who worship the ground he walks on.

However Manure have made a very expensive investment last summer in someone.

On what planet is Cristiano Ronaldo going to press?

Apparently the simple signing of Ronaldo put 4 points on Manures stock price, which equates to around 700M for a days work... I can see hiring this manager doing something similar. Man Utd are not a football club, they're a corporation.