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Cjay wrote: Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:58 pm Mason Greenwood has been remanded in custody at the notorious HMP Manchester (formerly Strangeways) until his court date on 21st November.

Former residents include footballers Joey Barton and Benjamin Mendy.

And notorious sickos Ian Brady and Harold Shipman.

Hopefully Mason is making some new friends
Thank god he didn't take Foden down with him too
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Cjay wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:03 pm
Storming down the tunnel before full time in the Manure vs Spurs fixture.

Messi has always been the far more gifted player.

He is also less of a twat.

Really poor from Ronaldo.
Somewhat understand his disappointment at Manure. But he should have just fucked off somewhere else in the summer. If he is going to stick around, he could at least be trying his best to encourage the next generation - I mean if he really does love the club and if he really does want to be considered a role model for the ages ... W@nker
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Re: Scum/Manure Thread - Cristiano Ronaldo

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Club statement: "Cristiano Ronaldo will not be part of the match squad for this Saturday's game ..."
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The Manure manager has confirmed that Cristiano Ronaldo refused to come on vs Tottenham.
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Keane absolutely losing his s**t trying to defend Ronaldo

Apparently Kelly Cates had to tell him off air to calm down and he sat there arms folded like a grumpy child :lol:
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Oh yes, scum's five games unbeaten run comes to a sudden halt :-D


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This may be an unpopular sentiment, but from a Leeds point of view that Man Utd loss is bad news. We needed Villa to lose.
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Sockerist wrote: Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:35 pm This may be an unpopular sentiment, but from a Leeds point of view that Man Utd loss is bad news. We needed Villa to lose.
Yes I get your point, but sadly I think Villa will survive now. I detest Villa as much as Manure, horrible bunch.
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1964white wrote: Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:41 pm Yes I get your point, but sadly I think Villa will survive now. I detest Villa as much as Manure, horrible bunch.
I don't mind Aston Villa. To be honest, I've never really cared much for all these invented rivalries. It's not what interests me in football or Leeds United. Thinking about it, the only clubs that I've ever disliked are Chelsea and Liverpool, and that's just based on a personal/social outlook and not really anything to do with being a Leeds United supporter. In the case of Chelsea, it's the supporters rather than the club; in the case of Liverpool, it's both the club and the supporters that I dislike - for my own reasons. The Man Utd rivalry isn't really about football for me, it's more about ancient allegiances. I'm Yorkshire, he's Lancashire, etc. But I don't dislike them.

Anyway, Man Utd could win the title for all I could care, as long as the Real United stay up!
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Cristiano Ronaldo was injured today so couldn't play


Also Cristiano Ronaldo
He has gone full rant mode :lol:
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Eriksen scores his first goal in 17 PL/Europa Cup appearances.
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Go on Cristiano. Its a great way to get himself paid-up. Bielsa would have given him the money himself.
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Leeds1000 wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:21 pm Go on Cristiano. Its a great way to get himself paid-up. Bielsa would have given him the money himself.

Comes across as a complete self indulgent prick, but it's funny watching him slag them off.
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Personally id do the complete opposite.

They have an option to extend it till 2024, I'd trigger that.

Treat him as normal.

Tell him to come to training, invite him to club events.

Demand he attends matches (though not pick for the team).

He wouldn't turn up so fine him every time as contractually allowed (would save millions on wages).

And crucially waste 2 years of what little time the 37 year old has left.

Let him sit there doing nothing whilst Messi overtakes what few records he hasn't hasn't over Ronaldo.

That is much worse than releasing him.
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Cjay wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:13 pm
Personally id do the complete opposite.

They have an option to extend it till 2024, I'd trigger that.

Treat him as normal.

Tell him to come to training, invite him to club events.

Demand he attends matches (though not pick for the team).

He wouldn't turn up so fine him every time as contractually allowed (would save millions on wages).

And crucially waste 2 years of what little time the 37 year old has left.

Let him sit there doing nothing whilst Messi overtakes what few records he hasn't hasn't over Ronaldo.

That is much worse than releasing him.
There's your number 9 for January Cjay.
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12months . . . Ffs
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Cjay wrote: Mon Nov 21, 2022 1:35 pm
12months . . . Ffs
Seems ridiculous that it is going to be another year before the trial. If he is found innocent then it is 2 years of his relatively short career that has been taken away. Not saying he is innocent, or will be found innocent, just pointing it out.
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weasel wrote: Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:03 pm Seems ridiculous that it is going to be another year before the trial. If he is found innocent then it is 2 years of his relatively short career that has been taken away. Not saying he is innocent, or will be found innocent, just pointing it out.
He won't be found innocent, of that I'm sure.

Evidence is practically undeniable.

Horrible little boy

Shouldn't take this long to get to trial though.
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Breaking news...

Ronaldo to leave Manure with immediate effect
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