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Nicknames :The Magpies, The Toon, The Geordies
Founded : 1892; 128 years ago
Ground : St James' Park
Capacity : 52,305
Owner : Public Investment Fund
Managing Director : Yasir Al-Rumayyan
Manager: Eddie Howe
2021/22: Premier League, 11th

Forums
https://newcastle-online.org/
https://www.toontastic.net/board/

Summer signings
Matt Targett (Aston Villa) £15m
Sven Botman (Lille) £32m
Nick Pope (Burnley) (undisclosed fee)
Alexander Isak (Real Sociedad) £60m

January signings
Harrison Ashby (West Ham) £3m
Anthony Gordon (Everton)£45m

2022 friendlies
09 July W 5-1 Gateshead
15 July W 0-3 1860 Munich (SaalfeldenArena Bürgerau)
18 July W 0-1 Mainz (Kufstein Arena)
26 July L 3-2 Benfica (Estadio da Luz, Benfica)
29 July W 1-0 Atalanta (St James' Park)
30 July W 2-1 Athletic Bilbao (St James' Park)

Premier League
Newcastle United - 2-0 Nottingham F ----- Schar, Wilson
Brighton & Hove--- 0-0 Newcastle Utd
Newcastle United - 3-3 Manchester C ----- Almiron, Wilson, Trippier
Wolverhampton W 1-1 Newcastle Utd ---- Saint-Maximin
Liverpool --------------2-1 Newcastle Utd ---- Isak
Newcastle United---0-0 Crystal Pal
Newcastle United---1-1 Bournemouth ---- Isak (pen)
Fulham ---------------- 1-4 Newcastle Utd --- Wilson, Almirón x 2, S Longstaff
Newcastle United---5-1 Brentford ---------- Guimarães x 2, Murphy, Almirón, (OG Pinnock)
Manchester Utd---- 0-0 Newcastle Utd
Newcastle United - 1-0 Everton -------------- Almiron
Tottenham Hots --- 1-2 Newcastle Utd ---- Wilson, Almiron
Newcastle United - 4-0 Aston Villa ---------- Wilson x 2 (pen), Joelinton, Almirón
Southampton ------ 1-4 Newcastle Utd ---- Almirón, Wood, Willock, Guimarães
Newcastle United - 1-0 Chelsea -------------- Willock
Leicester City ------- 0-3 Newcastle Utd ---- Wood (pen), Almirón, Joelinton
Newcastle United - 0-0 Leeds United ------
Arsenal ----------------0-0 Newcastle Utd
Newcastle United - 1-0 Fulham -------------- Isak
Crystal Palace ------ 0-0 Newcastle Utd
Newcastle Utd ----- 1-1 West Ham Utd ----- Wilson
Bournemouth ------1-1 Newcastle Utd ----- Almiron
Newcastle Utd ----- 0-2 Liverpool
Manchester City --- 2-0 Newcastle Utd
Newcastle Utd ----- 2-1 Wolves -------------- Isak, Almiron
Nottiingham F ----- 1-2 Newcastle Utd ---- Isak x 2 (1 x pen)
Newcastle Utd ----- 2-0 Manchester Utd -- Willock, Wilson
West Ham Utd ----- 1-5 Newcastle Utd ---- Wilson x 2, Joelinton x 2, Isak
Brentford -------------1-2 Newcastle Utd ---- (Raya OG), Isak
Aston Villa ----------- 3-0 Newcastle Utd ----
Newcastle Utd ----- 6-1 Tottenham --------- Murphy x 2, Joelinton, Isak x 2, Wilson
Everton -------------- 1-4 Newcastle Utd ---- Wilson x 2, Joelinton, Murphy
Newcastle Utd ----- 3-1 Southampton ----- Wilson x 2, Walcott (OG)
Newcastle Utd ----- 0-2 Arsenal --------------
Leeds United ------- 2-2 Newcastle Utd --- Wilson x 2 (pens)
Newcastle Utd ----- 4-1 Brighton Hove --- (Undav OG), Burn, Wilson, Guimarães
Newcastle Utd ----- 0-0 Leicester City
Chelsea --------------- 1-1 Newcastle Utd --- Gordon

EFL Cup
Tranmere Rovers -- 1-2 Newcastle Utd ---- Lascelles, Wood
Newcastle United - 0-0 Crystal Palace ----- (Newcastle won 3-2 on pens)
Newcastle United - 2-0 Leicester City ------ Burn, Joelinton
FINAL
Manchester Utd --- 2-0 Newcastle Utd
Southampton ------ 0-1 Newcastle Utd ----- Joelinton
Newcastle United - 2-1 Southampton ------S Longstaff x 2 [Newcastle win 3-1 on aggregate]

FA Cup
Sheffield Wed ------ 2-1 Newcastle United -Bruno Guimarães
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This overpriced lump from the past on his way

Andy Carroll is looking for a new club after leaving Newcastle, boss Steve Bruce says.

Bruce added that Carroll, 32, needs to "go and play somewhere" after his contract expired at the end of June, but said his exit was "amicable"


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Are the barcodes serious contenders for relegation?

Their fans unhappy with pre-season so far

https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/ ... /#comments

And Steve Bruce

https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/ ... /#comments
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1964white wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:41 am This overpriced lump from the past on his way

Andy Carroll is looking for a new club after leaving Newcastle, boss Steve Bruce says.

Bruce added that Carroll, 32, needs to "go and play somewhere" after his contract expired at the end of June, but said his exit was "amicable"



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Very injury prone as well
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1964white wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:47 am Are the barcodes serious contenders for relegation?
I reckon they are, it'll be a bit of a battle at the bottom, 3 from 6 (the 3 promoted plus Newcastle, Palace & Burnley)
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whiteroseboy wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:55 pm I reckon they are, it'll be a bit of a battle at the bottom, 3 from 6 (the 3 promoted plus Newcastle, Palace & Burnley)
Sean Dyche always seems to pull the rabbit out of the hat, lets hope he fails this time.
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1964white wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:41 am This overpriced lump from the past on his way

Andy Carroll is looking for a new club after leaving Newcastle, boss Steve Bruce says.

Bruce added that Carroll, 32, needs to "go and play somewhere" after his contract expired at the end of June, but said his exit was "amicable"



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He will of surely heard of Derby’s new outreach program for passed it and never had it players. Sure he will get a warm welcome from Phil Mitchell, maybe stick him in at centre back.
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WhiteRose wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:04 pm He will of surely heard of Derby’s new outreach program for passed it and never had it players. Sure he will get a warm welcome from Phil Mitchell, maybe stick him in at centre back.
Derby's new outreach program ...classic ... :rol:
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Mike Ashley is the real-life Jabba the Hutt. He's content to keep Newcastle at the very baseline of Premier League survival, just enough to keep them profitable. We've had our good owners and bad owners, but at least they are extremes that you either enjoy the good times with or wait for the storm to pass. Ashley and his clueless sycophants are exactly what you don't want in an owner - someone who will keep you in a constant limbo, unable to improve and progress.

We had to go through 16 years of hell to be where we are now, but at least change was constant in that time, for better or worse. Eventually it changed for the absolute better. The Mags have no such prospects unless this takeover happens.
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Friendlies
York City 1-0 Newcastle
Doncaster 2-3 Newcastle
Rotherham 1-1 Newcastle
Burton 0-2 Newcastle
7 Aug v Norwich (H)
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Steve Bruce is to e offered a new 3 year deal apparently.

Geordie fans are going absolutely mad
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Cjay wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 3:00 pm Steve Bruce is to e offered a new 3 year deal apparently.

Geordie fans are going absolutely mad
Love it :-D

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Cjay wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 3:00 pm Steve Bruce is to e offered a new 3 year deal apparently.

Geordie fans are going absolutely mad
Is he that popular then?? :) :)
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1964white wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 11:45 am Friendlies
York City 1-0 Newcastle
Doncaster 2-3 Newcastle
Rotherham 1-1 Newcastle
30 July v Burton Albion (A)
7 Aug v Norwich (H)
Not doing well in their friendly games, hopefully Burton beat the barcodes tonight
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hector wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 3:23 pm Is he that popular then?? :) :)
About as popular as a fart in a spacesuit :)
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Newcastle have agreed a fee with Arsenal in excess of £20m to sign midfielder Joe Willock.


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Newcastle have completed the signing of Joe Willock for £25mil from Arsenal
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West Ham mean business as Bruce's boys slump again....good game :lol:

Hammers defeensive midfielder scores goals, two against Leeds last season.


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He's canny enough with me
Got cracking on about denny Hague
Rowlands Gill .
Andy paid for my fish n chips and I asked him if I could have a large mushy peas
He was with some lass at Colmans
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I'm not hopeful of getting anything on Friday. We seem to be - as we always are - on a perpetual slide with an owner who spent on average £2.7m yes, that's £2.7m, on players per YEAR. Horrifying stats for us.


As I said, expecting a 2-1 defeat on Friday night. You have nothing to fear from a Steve Bruce side. My second point should not be seen as a criticism of LUFC in any way. But watching your game match on Sunday where Liverpool could and should have scored a hatfull against you, was depressing. It highlights the absolute divide between Chelsea, City, Liverpool and Man U and the rest of the League. You rightly are seen as an attractive side to watch, Bielsas reputation as a man infatuated with football and your fitness levels, yet still the gulf between you and Liverpool was massive was it not.

Maybe it's just my totally negative view of our situation at Newcastle has made me unduly negative but it feels like apart from the team's mentioned above, the rest of the PL have very little hope of being successful.

Do any of you guys agree about Sundays game and my admittedly, negative slant on the state of play in the Premiership?.
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