O/T: Papal Conclave, MOT style

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Who should be the next Pope?

Poll ended at Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:29 am

Ken Bates
1
7%
Neil Warnock
1
7%
Redders
1
7%
Messi
1
7%
Luke Varney
1
7%
MeeTas' iPhone
2
13%
Gino the Mad
4
27%
Twiggster
1
7%
Ronan the Shy
0
No votes
The Kop End
1
7%
Gary Kelly
0
No votes
Darren Ferguson, Ian Holloway, and bottle of wine
0
No votes
Lucas The Kop Kat
0
No votes
The guy with the Leeds United tattoo on his face
0
No votes
Becchio Bears' Ironing Board
2
13%
Other, please post below
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 15

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Black smoke, white smoke, vote for the next passenger of the popemobile.
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Ha ha - aren't you going to vote Mr Crude
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I would have preferred Gino the Schizophrenic the First (and Second) :mrgreen:
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Choose Warnock. Choose ego. Choose swearing. Choose a fat grinning goalkeeper. Choose publicly belittling your leading goalscorer prior to swapping him for an injured replacement. Choose bringing in a winger with the league 2 assist record from last year and not playing him, then complaining about the lack of quality balls into the box. Choose signing an England U21 international and having no idea where to play him. Choose praising the fans before slagging them off before praising them again. Choose saying every week "we're going to give it a real go!" then watching your team capitulate like terrified field mice in the 85th minute while protecting a 1 goal lead that came from a defender or off somebody's arse. Choose Browneh! Choose using substitutes so rarely that you'd think they were Genie's wishes. Choose a "Dad's Army" midfield for six games in a row and then being surprised when they are tired. Choose signing a back-up striker and not bringing him on when your team is desperate for a goal. Choose part-time management and try to convince the club's followers that you're doing them a favor.

Choose Warnock ..

Choose dross.
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faaip wrote:
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Not an album of which I am aware.
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Surely if we are having a Leeds pope, David Prutton should decide?


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I voted twiggs because you all know we would be on holiday in Italy raking in the Catholics cash.
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HarryofOz wrote:Ha ha - aren't you going to vote Mr Crude
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Crude United wrote: After a night of sleep, I've decided to do it for Redders, because it's Redders.
Balls to redders he wont sort us out a cushy job.
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I voted Meeta's iPhone. We will need a new one in six weeks time.
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Popeahontas. I believe she now lives in Pope Springs.

On a different note, now that Pope Benedict had resigned I hear he is going to start using his original name again. Eggs.
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Guildford White wrote:Surely if we are having a Leeds pope, David Prutton should decide?


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Who Would Prutton Pick? :mrgreen:
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My vote is for Gino. My reasons:

- Gino is chaste
- Gino is honest
- Gino is compassionate
- Gino is sober
- Gino is wise
- Gino is a leader of men/women
- Gino has vision
- Gino knows his maker
- Gino understands hardship and sacrifice
- Gino is really, really chaste
- Gino bought my vote for a tenner
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: Paul

Come on someone vote for Ronan - Gino will give you a fiver
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Looks like we were all wrong. The new Pope is the Argentine known as Padre Luchiano Becchio!

If you hear otherwise, it's just because the press hasn't picked up on the correct spelling yet.

Congratulations, to the new First Lady, Becchio Bear -- the Popette!
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PaulUSA wrote:Looks like we were all wrong. The new Pope is the Argentine known as Padre Luchiano Becchio!

If you hear otherwise, it's just because the press hasn't picked up on the correct spelling yet.

Congratulations, to the new First Lady, Becchio Bear -- the Popette!
popes aren't allowed to have ladies - just choirboys.

However, the Barca homepage has a "Papa Messi" article featured tonight. :tup:
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Habemus Papam Gino 1st !!!!! ......can i be your favourite altar boy,Holy Father ??
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Ronan wrote:Habemus Papam Gino 1st !!!!! ......can i be your favourite altar boy,Holy Father ??
You're pretty much all a good Pope needs! :)
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The new Argentinian pope has just fallen over! None of the cardinals were NEAR him, ref!
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