At this point you can safely say I think its the "parkies."
Im sat on my bike and this copper is trying to get me off so I give him some verbal, peg the bike and the c**t throws my bike over just as I was reaching for the cut off switch. Then he gets up my grid with his helmet on accusing me off attempting to "ram" his partner.

After a bit more slava from him I had to say "sorry" to his mate or I would be locked up for the weekend, so swallowed me pride and said "Hey man didn't really realise you was a parkie, sorry." I said "nice options"
Then detective dipshit serves me a 56 (taking your bike) and wants me address so I said I had no fixed abode, but he milked one out of me as he kept saying he was gonna lock me up, by this time 4 parkies are on the scene, so not one, not two, not three but 4 parkies I bumped in to while cursing along at a slow speed, one of the lads had a borstal tattoo so I knew he was alright, only one of them was a "copper" other 3 were patrols who have no legal right to touch you or detain you. So me bike sits in stourton and I have to pay one hundred and 50 quid to get it back out on Tuesday.
Reason for taking it, is a crack down on "nuisance" riders (chavs with stolen scooters)
Never rode a field bike in streets or paths always rolled it down to fields and got out of the way.
I have rode bikes down those fields all my life and today was just one of those days.
So remember folks, if your off fielding go to private land with permission or go to track side courses as one of my old hobbies is suddenly a very naughty thing!
