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What’s the Answer

Post by Ratscoot » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:06 am

If the answers Lassoga (Lassie) what’s the question

A) We need a top class striker, who strikes fear into the opposition
B) We need someone to wander around slowly and aimlessly, politely talking to people as little Johnny’s stuck down a well

If the answers Felix what’s the question

A) a top class keeper, who dominates the box and inspires the defence in front of him
B) a keeper who is more terrified of crosses than a vampire, who likes to drop his team in the s... by his poor decision making

If the answers Anita what’s the question

A) a proven Championship Right sided Defensive Midfielder or Right Back
B) a LB whose right footed, never played LB before and is completely out of his depth and comfort zone

If the answer Hadi Sacko what’s the question

A) f**k knows
A bumble bee under the laws of physics shouldnt be able to fly, but it does because no one has told it that it can't

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by HarryofOz » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:08 am

LOL
We're going up like there is no gravity!

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by danhirons » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Find it so funny that some people considered (or still consider) Lasogga to be better than Chris Wood!

Feel a bit sorry for Anita, he's just not a left back.

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by 1964white » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:48 am

There isn't an answer to resolve the problems & improve players who are bunch of soft-bellied bottlers lacking quality on four year contracts who don't care about playing for Leeds United

Radz & Orta have created this mess.....We are a shambles of a club :(

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by rab_rant » Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:05 am

I think the answer is to HIBERNATE until this nightmare is over.
To sleep perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, for in this sleep of
death what dreams may come... relegation???
Scottish Steel and Irish Fire that's the weapon I desire.

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by beer belly bert » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:12 am

as soon as phillips name goes on the team sheet were down to 10 men , he brings nothing and creates nothing and always good for giving a free kick away in dangerous areas ,we need some bollox in the midfield with aggression and accurate ball playing skills , this team couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo from 2 yards .
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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by faaip » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:21 pm

beer belly bert wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:12 am
as soon as phillips name goes on the team sheet were down to 10 men , he brings nothing and creates nothing and always good for giving a free kick away in dangerous areas ,we need some bollox in the midfield with aggression and accurate ball playing skills , this team couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo from 2 yards .
ok need empirical proof of that

lets see Banjo is around 15 inches in diameter? add say 12 inches along the fretboard to allow for a two handed grip...add say 3 foot for the two handed grip, (we do need to make sure we get ab good swing and that's around 5' give or take. Two yards is 6' so the answer is everyone unless really long armed would miss by a foot
BPF - Beradi - Jansson - Forshaw - Cooper - Douglas - Hernandez - Klich - Saiz - Roofe - Clarke

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by beer belly bert » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:00 pm

faaip wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:21 pm
ok need empirical proof of that

lets see Banjo is around 15 inches in diameter? add say 12 inches along the fretboard to allow for a two handed grip...add say 3 foot for the two handed grip, (we do need to make sure we get ab good swing and that's around 5' give or take. Two yards is 6' so the answer is everyone unless really long armed would miss by a foot
sorry forgot to mention they take a run at it as well which compensates for the missing foot , unless phillips dives for a free kick on said run up :lol:
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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by faaip » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:25 pm

ah ok
BPF - Beradi - Jansson - Forshaw - Cooper - Douglas - Hernandez - Klich - Saiz - Roofe - Clarke

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by 1964white » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:31 pm

beer belly bert wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:12 am
as soon as phillips name goes on the team sheet were down to 10 men , he brings nothing and creates nothing and always good for giving a free kick away in dangerous areas ,we need some bollox in the midfield with aggression and accurate ball playing skills , this team couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo from 2 yards .
We have quite a few passengers, Phillips is definitely one of them

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by fred » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:48 pm

HarryofOz wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:08 am
Wa are going up like there is no gravity.
I ask myself what you intend to say with that quote.
If there was no gravity on earth (or our planet system) we would just drift along with the given momentum we have, until we
are influenced in a relevant way by some other random `field of gravity`.
No up, no down, no nowhere...makes sense to me. lol

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by fred » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:56 pm

Get relegated and start from scratch...hm...we had that one already I believe. Maybe we are in a world of the eternal return of the same. And `living the dream` was the period of hope and glory which legits Leeds Uniteds eternal return. (Nietzsche)

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by Ratscoot » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:06 pm

If Saiz is the answer what’s the question

A) what matters
B) whose the best player at Leeds and will be off in the summer
C) is brilliant but tends to go over and drives you nuts by waving imaginary yellow cards
D) is a quality footballer but spits

If Pontus is the answer what’s the question

A) best Centre Back we’ve had for years but will be off in the summer
B) who wears a magic hat
C) Best Centre Back we’ve had for years but needs a quality partner and still he’ll be off in the summer

If Orta is the answer what’s the question

A) why doesn’t he just f**k off
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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by HarryofOz » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:17 pm

fred wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:48 pm
I ask myself what you intend to say with that quote.
If there was no gravity on earth (or our planet system) we would just drift along with the given momentum we have, until we
are influenced in a relevant way by some other random `field of gravity`.
No up, no down, no nowhere...makes sense to me. lol
You're way too profound for me LOL

It's meant to emphasise the ease with which Leeds will get promoted :twisted:
We're going up like there is no gravity!

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by fred » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:39 pm

HarryofOz wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:17 pm
You're way too profound for me LOL

It's meant to emphasise the ease with which Leeds will get promoted :twisted:
Looks like wishful thinking at the moment, but who knows, next year could be our year. (Or the next...)

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by 1964white » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:55 pm

fred wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:39 pm
Looks like wishful thinking at the moment, but who knows, next year could be our year. (Or the next...)
I doubt it Fred

My expectations are back at rock bottom again unless something drastic happens & our owner realises he is suppose to be running a football club

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by Bally » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:12 pm

Maybe the answers giving the manager a season or two to get his ideas across and get the team playing his way and with some players he wants in the squad and to ship out the players he doesn't, that's if the manager has any input with these decisions,because changing the manager every two seasons certainly isn't the answer

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by HarryofOz » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:44 am

fred wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:39 pm
Looks like wishful thinking at the moment, but who knows, next year could be our year. (Or the next...)
It's been my signature for ages, which says it all :twisted:
We're going up like there is no gravity!

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by fred » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:27 pm

HarryofOz wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:44 am
It's been my signature for ages, which says it all :twisted:

lol, yeah, hope dies last...

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Re: What’s the Answer

Post by Brader » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:29 pm

Ratscoot wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:06 am
If the answers Lassoga (Lassie) what’s the question

A) We need a top class striker, who strikes fear into the opposition
B) We need someone to wander around slowly and aimlessly, politely talking to people as little Johnny’s stuck down a well

If the answers Felix what’s the question

A) a top class keeper, who dominates the box and inspires the defence in front of him
B) a keeper who is more terrified of crosses than a vampire, who likes to drop his team in the s... by his poor decision making

If the answers Anita what’s the question

A) a proven Championship Right sided Defensive Midfielder or Right Back
B) a LB whose right footed, never played LB before and is completely out of his depth and comfort zone

If the answer Hadi Sacko what’s the question

A) f**k knows
Non of these are questions :|

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