Rich old man

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Rex deWolf
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Rich old man

Postby Rex deWolf » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:08 pm

A rich old man goes golfing with his friends and he brings along a gorgeous young lady. “Well guys, meet my new fiancée” he says, full of pride. And for the rest of the afternoon the friends can’t take their eyes off the beauty. 
 
After the round of golf the rich man goes up to the bar to order drinks for the group. One of his friends accompanies him and quietly asks: “how did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You’re seventy. She must be at least forty years younger than you!”
 
“I lied about my age”
 
“And she believed you!? How old did you say you were?”
 
“I told her I was ninety”

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