Today's mega tip

[liggy]

Wish ya gadgie or. Missus a happy birthday on here>

Saves buying a card

[1964white]

You tight arse Liggy

[Mrs64]

Saves you going down to the shops Liggy, at least Sandra will know where you are

PS, Leon mind your language

[liggy]

You tight arse Liggy

I'll have you know I have a table booked for Sept 25th
At weatherspoons' be lashing oot on a mega mix grill with an
Extra pig in blanket Coz it's her birthday,
One of the lads from the bowls club works in the kitchen there
When I go in the mornings he puts nearly a stone of smoked salmon
In my bagel but I've got to pick him for skip in the clegg,
He's effing hopeless but I love salmon

[liggy]

Saves you going down to the shops Liggy, at least Sandra will know where you are

PS, Leon mind your language

Aye tbf as was off the map last night
On the plus side swanny told me they play Northern Soul
At the Betty Ford clinic

[1964white]

I'll have you know I have a table booked for Sept 25th
At weatherspoons' be lashing oot on a mega mix grill with an
Extra pig in blanket Coz it's her birthday,
One of the lads from the bowls club works in the kitchen there
When I go in the mornings he puts nearly a stone of smoked salmon
In my bagel but I've got to pick him for skip in the clegg,
He's effing hopeless but I love salmon

How's is the bowls going Liggy ?

[rab_rant]

We don't have mega tips in Finland... all the rubbish is shipped to China